Let's talk about the wind here. IT'S INSANE. I thought for sure that the roof of my office building was going to blow away. And it's a good thing I'm not skinny, I might have blown to Canada. But the worst part? My eyes. I look like a strung out crack whore who needs her next fix and a nap. They are so red and dry and itchy and GAH! it's bad.
And the other thing that's smiting me today? One of my cats. She has bladder stones with require surgery. Guess how much that's gonna cost. Go on. Guess. Did you guess yet? Because you probably guessed a feasible amount like $200 or even $400. Oh no. Let's go with $528. And that's the estimate and we all know what that means. Jack that shit up another $200 and that will likely be the price.
And another thing. Remember that I gave the secret to fab abs? It was by blowing your nose a lot. Yea, that sickness is still not gone. Just call me Snotty McSnoterson.