1.29.2008

Oh wind, why do you smite me?

Let's talk about the wind here. IT'S INSANE. I thought for sure that the roof of my office building was going to blow away. And it's a good thing I'm not skinny, I might have blown to Canada. But the worst part? My eyes. I look like a strung out crack whore who needs her next fix and a nap. They are so red and dry and itchy and GAH! it's bad.

And the other thing that's smiting me today? One of my cats. She has bladder stones with require surgery. Guess how much that's gonna cost. Go on. Guess. Did you guess yet? Because you probably guessed a feasible amount like $200 or even $400. Oh no. Let's go with $528. And that's the estimate and we all know what that means. Jack that shit up another $200 and that will likely be the price.

And another thing. Remember that I gave the secret to fab abs? It was by blowing your nose a lot. Yea, that sickness is still not gone. Just call me Snotty McSnoterson.

9 comments:

Le Petit Chic said...

Aww, we don't have wind here, but we have rain. Yuck. I hope you're feeling better soon.

Unnaturally Blonde said...

Poor kitty, not to mention the price tag on that little problem!

I get the crack whore eyes from the blowers in office buildings and malls sometimes, damn dry air, makes me look all high! He he.

Elena said...

It's horribly windy here, too. Not to mention that the temperature has dropped 20 degrees in the last three hours and is supposed to drop another 30 before midnight. =(

Big kisses to the poor kitty.

EmilyPie said...

Well.. here's to hoping that the vet bill for the cat of Snotty McSnoterson is at or below the estimate.... and that Snotty McSnoterson is soon replaced with Good Ol' Snot Free Kristie.

Jess said...

The weather sucks, all over the country. It's miserable. I hope you get better soon.

She Likes Purple said...

I thought my office window was going to shatter on top of me today.

Raven said...

It's crazy windy down here too, which is bloody BRILLIANT for someone already suffering the sinus pressure of doom.

*hug*

I feel you with the sinus shit hon.

Rebecca said...

At least you are getting fab abs out of the sickie deal. When I was sick recently, I all I got was a spotty bladder from the coughing!

Danielle-lee said...

Ugh, the wind drove me nuts. my hair was a big rat's nest.
and the whole pet surgery thing: one of my dogs has a 12 inch metal plate in her leg, complete with 6 stainless steel screws, all for the low price of $1500!!! What a deal, huh???