I remember the days of MySpace blogs posts where all I seem to post were random surveys. Because I'm feeling particularly uninspired to write anything these days, I'll take a detour to my old ways.
Let's do it.
A is for age: 30. THIS DISTURBS ME TO NO END. I'M NOT IN MY 20'S ANYMORE AND I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.
B is for beer of choice: I'M A MILLER LITE GIRL. I RARELY DEVIATE. THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I DON'T DRINK MUCH ALCOHOL AT ALL. TODAY I ACTUALLY HAD SOME BEER BUT ONLY MANAGED TO DRINK 1/2 OF THE BOTTLE BEFORE IT GOT HOT AND I WAS SO OVER IT.
C is for career right now: MOM. OH, AND THAT OTHER JOB THAT PAYS THE BILLS, ACCOUNTANT.
D is for your dog's name: EMMA. WHEN SHE'S MISBEHAVING I TEND TO CALL HER THINGS LIKE JACKASS OR LITTLE FUCKER. BUT SHE'S USUALLY JUST EMMA.
E is for essential item you use everyday: SOME VERSION OF CHAPSTICK OR LIP GLOSS. MY LIPS GET ANGRY WHEN I DON'T TAKE CARE OF THEM.
F is for favorite TV show at the moment: PROBABLY TOP CHEF. I HAD NO IDEA THIS SHOW EXISTED UNTIL ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO WHEN I HAPPENED TO FLIP THE TV ON THERE IT WAS. HOLY CRAP, IT'S FUN TO WATCH. I SORT OF HAVE A CRUSH ON TOM COLICCHIO. I'M A BIG FAN OF SHINY HEADED BALD DUDES.
G is for favorite game: UM, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE, REALLY. I DON'T PLAY MANY GAMES. EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A SELECTION IN MY GUEST BEDROOM CLOSET.
H is for Home town: TECHNICALLY IT'S ST. LOUIS, MO. BUT I'M MORE AT HOME WITH FORT WORTH, TX WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY GROWING UP YEARS AT.
I is for instruments you play: I PLAY THE LEAPFROG DRUM PRETTY WELL.
J is for favorite juice: I LOOOOOOOVE ORANGE JUICE WITH INSANE AMOUNTS OF PULP IN IT.
K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: ERIC'S. BUT HE ALREADY KNOWS THIS.
L is for last place you ate: AT A NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE FOR MEMORIAL DAY A FEW HOURS AGO.
M is for marriage: DO YOU HEAR ME LAUGHING? I'M CONVINCED IT'S NOT IN THE CARDS FOR ME. AT LEAST NOT ANYTIME SOON.
N is for your full name: WE ALL KNOW THE RULES OF BLOGGING. CAN'T DO IT.
O is for overnight hospital stays: TWO. WHEN I HAD DERICK AND WHEN I HAD JACKSON. THEY BOTH SUCKED. THE HOSPITAL STAYS, NOT THE KIDS. HA!
P is for people you were with today: JENNIE AND I HAD LUNCH AND DID SOME SHOPPING THEN I WENT TO MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE FOR A BBQ.
Q is for quote: I DO NOT INTEND TO TIP TOE THROUGH LIFE ONLY TO ARRIVE SAFELY AT DEATH. MY FAVORITE QUOTE.
R is for Biggest Regret: I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING. REGRET IS A WASTE OF TIME.
S is for status: SINGLE. I'LL SKIP THE SNIDE COMMENT THIS TIME.
T is for time you woke up today: 9:45AM. IT WAS AWESOME! THAT'S THE LATEST I'VE BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP IN FOR WEEKS.
U is for underwear you have on now: DAMN. I SHOULD HAVE READ THE WHOLE SURVEY TO MAKE SURE I WAS GOING TO SKIP A QUESTION LIKE THIS. I'LL JUST SAY IT'S NOT YOUR GRANNY'S KIND OF UNDIES.
V is for vegetable you love: SUGAR SNAP PEAS. THOSE ARE MY MOST FAVORITE EVER.
W is for worst habit: I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT I GOT RID OF MY WORST HABIT 26 DAYS AGO.
X is for x-rays you've had. A BILLION. ALL FROM CAR ACCIDENTS.
Y is for yummy food you ate today: A SAMMICH FROM CORNER BAKERY. IT WAS ON PRETZEL BREAD AND EVERYONE LIKES PRETZELS, RIGHT?
Z is for zodiac sign: I'M A VIRGO. AND WHAT A BORING ENDING TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS.