The other morning I got out of the shower, grabbed a pair of underwear to throw on and made my way to Jackson's room because he was shouting obscenities in retaliation to the fact that I'd ignored him while I was doing my daily cleansing ritual. The nerve of me.
As I walked in, he looked at my bare stomach, got a big grin and said BELLY! Yes, sweet boy, that's my belly, I said. I neglected to point out each individual stretch mark that he inflicted on me, but I haven't forgotten and intend to hold that over his head for a very long time.
Then he looked a few inches upward at my bare breasts, smiled, and said BA-LLOON!
I only hope he meant an inflated balloon.
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Ha ha! Hey, better balloon than something else, right?
oh my gosh that is hilarious! I hate to be cliche but kids say the darndest things!
lol, how cute! Jake woul have said "boobies"! only it sounds more like bob-ies or bub-ies lol
LOL! That is so funny! My daughter still pulls my shirt down and says 'Let me see your boobies!' She got that from me, since I do it to her, but jeez, not so appropriate, huh? Bad mom, bad mom.
hahaaa.... kids are always truthful. yes i was really happy when my 5 year old niece told me i am beautiful. she also said i am her favorite aunt. but then she added b/c I buy her lots of beautiful things. hmmm.. money can buy love, uh....
Ha! That's funny. Now you need to teach him the other names, like bazongas, melons, and dirty pillows.
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