So I have a cyst. I just wrote about it. It's sucky and it hurts. And it's being evicted from my body next week.
Surgery during tax season is bad with a capital 'b'. I don't have time for this crap.
But on the plus side, I get to say that I have a (non cancerous) tumor. But I say it like Arnold Swartzhoweveryouspellit. Ya know, The Terminator.
So I have a tuma and it's being a bitch.